Conversation I overheard at work

  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
  • disneylandguru:

Innoventions (Tomorrowland): This indoor attraction is air conditioned and provides a nice break from the heat. Expect interactive exhibits, techie stuff and video games. The latest game systems (XBox, specifically) are here.
Enchanted Tiki Room (Adventureland): A 15 minute tropical show awaits with animatronic birds and flowers coming to life. It’s indoors and is best enjoyed with a Dole Whip, which you can purchase just outside the attraction.
Tarzan’s Tree House: Climb the stairs to tour Tarzan’s home built into this 80 feet tall tree house.
Sleeping Beauty Castle Walkthrough (Fantasyland): Climb up and through the castle to follow one of Disney’s oldest tales.
Mickey and Friends Houses (Toon Town): Explore several character houses here. While in Mickey’s, wait to meet the mouse himself. Note: This is a good way to wait indoors, in air conditioning for the iconic Mickey photo.
Mark Twain Riverboat or Sailing Ship Columbia (Frontierland): Set sail into the Rivers of America aboard either of these beauties.
Explore Tom Sawyer’s Island (Frontierland): Ferry over the rivers to this unique island filled with trails and caves all inspired by the stories of Mark Twain.
The Disneyland Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln (before Main Street): Watch a short video in the lobby showcasing rare Disneyland memorabilia and/or watch President Lincoln come to life.
Ride the Disneyland Railroad (4 stops – Main Entrance, New Orleans Square, Toon Town, Tomorrowland): Hop aboard the train to see the park in a whole new way.

    disneylandguru:

    • Innoventions (Tomorrowland): This indoor attraction is air conditioned and provides a nice break from the heat. Expect interactive exhibits, techie stuff and video games. The latest game systems (XBox, specifically) are here.
    • Enchanted Tiki Room (Adventureland): A 15 minute tropical show awaits with animatronic birds and flowers coming to life. It’s indoors and is best enjoyed with a Dole Whip, which you can purchase just outside the attraction.
    • Tarzan’s Tree House: Climb the stairs to tour Tarzan’s home built into this 80 feet tall tree house.
    • Sleeping Beauty Castle Walkthrough (Fantasyland): Climb up and through the castle to follow one of Disney’s oldest tales.
    • Mickey and Friends Houses (Toon Town): Explore several character houses here. While in Mickey’s, wait to meet the mouse himself. Note: This is a good way to wait indoors, in air conditioning for the iconic Mickey photo.
    • Mark Twain Riverboat or Sailing Ship Columbia (Frontierland): Set sail into the Rivers of America aboard either of these beauties.
    • Explore Tom Sawyer’s Island (Frontierland): Ferry over the rivers to this unique island filled with trails and caves all inspired by the stories of Mark Twain.
    • The Disneyland Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln (before Main Street): Watch a short video in the lobby showcasing rare Disneyland memorabilia and/or watch President Lincoln come to life.
    • Ride the Disneyland Railroad (4 stops – Main Entrance, New Orleans Square, Toon Town, Tomorrowland): Hop aboard the train to see the park in a whole new way.
    "I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough."
    I have become rather fearful I suppose.  (via halluzinogen)
    yuboid:

some doodles that i cleaned up 

    yuboid:

    some doodles that i cleaned up 

    foxadhd:

Mario is a jerk. [video]

    foxadhd:

    Mario is a jerk. [video]

    Marceline with palette 12 for neko-koneko-. Marshall Lee with palette 8 for amsuherdi1111. Lumpy Space Prince with palette 9 for anon. Fro-yo Princess with palette 16 for fluffly-squish. Princess Bubblegum with palette 4 for ladydawns. Peppermint Maid with palette 6 for anon.

    I wish there was something about me that was addictive. Something that made me hard to forget or hard to move on from. I hate it when people find it easy to dismiss me for someone else in days. It really takes no effort at all to push me out of the picture when I’m just a side factor.

    itsalexnigguh:


doooope

    itsalexnigguh:

    doooope

    undeadseanbean:

last night i dreamt i was zoro and this happened yea

    undeadseanbean:

    last night i dreamt i was zoro and this happened yea